Shouldn't i be doing something more constructive?
Distractions and contraptions
Jan 20
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Phwoar!!!
Shovelhead scrambler anyone?
Jan 03
Nov 25
“ Darren and I have a hate/hate relationship; Darren hates coding and I hate him. When he does code (which is maybe for 10 minutes a week), he uses LOLCODE which pisses everyone off. He likes to say things such as “sudo make me a sandwich”, then laughs hysterically for about 5 minutes. He sits at his desk reading 4chan and then emails people haiku’s which never have the correct amount of syllables. About 3 days a week he also brings in a fish pie for lunch which stinks out the entire office. Any time a toilet is out of use, it’s because Darren has blocked it - not due to the mass of his defacation or the copious use of toilet paper, but because he will grab random things from people’s desk and chuck them down the pan - one time, he even managed to flush an entire keyboard. It is also concerning that Darren has been allowed to sit so close to the railing of the upper floor, as he is prone to ‘doing a Begbie’ and will throw pint glasses over the side to liven up his day. Darren adversely affects the workplace and will single-handedly be responsible for the majority of us losing our jobs.
— This is a performance related review from one of my colleagues for a member of his team.
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